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Zippy One-Liners

• What is the sharpest thing in the world? 
  A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole. 

• A skeleton was trying to fart in a crowded place. 
  But in the end it couldn't 'cos it had no guts. 

• What's the definition of bravery? 
  A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

• What happened to the blind skunk? 
  He fell in love with a fart. 

• What do you get if you eat beans and onions?
  Tear Gas.

• You're so poor: 
  You had to fart in your pocket to make a scent. 

• Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste? 

• Why don't little girls fart? 
  Because they don't have assholes until they're married. 

• What do you call a fart? 
  A turd honking for the right of way. 

• If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would fart. 

• What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? 
  You are the wind beneath my wings. 

• What do you call "fart" in German? 
  Farfrompoopin! 

• Your ass is so tight: 
  You fart and only dogs can hear it. 

• What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
  A private tutor! 

• Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing.

Confucius say:
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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