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What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
A skeleton was trying to fart in a crowded place.
But in the end it couldn't 'cos it had no
What's the definition of bravery?
A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
What happened to the blind skunk?
He fell in love with a fart.
What do you get if you eat beans and
You're so poor:
You had to fart in your pocket to make a scent.
Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
Why don't little girls fart?
Because they don't have assholes until they're married.
What do you call a fart?
A turd honking for the right of way.
If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would fart.
What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?
You are the wind beneath my wings.
What do you call "fart" in German?
Your ass is so tight:
You fart and only dogs can hear it.
What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor!
Laugh and the world laughs with you; fart and they'll stop laughing.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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