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What Kind of Farter are You?

Pick the day you were born on (i.e. 5th, 6th etc.) to see what kind of farter you are...

  • 16-SLOVENLY FARTER
    Farts refuse to leave underwear, it's nice and damp in there and they can stick around.
  • 1-AMBITIOUS FARTER
    Always ready to fart.
  • 17-NERVOUS FARTER
    Farts very tight squeaky half farts, keeps the rest for the privacy of his or her own home.
  • 2-LAZY FARTER
    Just fizzles
  • 18-MISERABLE FARTER
    Can't fart unless he or she is in the privacy of their own home.
  • 3-AMIABLE FARTER
    Likes to smell others farts.
  • 19-CONFUSED FARTER
    Has such bad breath he or she can't tell where the smell is coming from.
  • 4-SELFISH FARTER
    Only enjoys smelling his own farts.
  • 20-GROUCHY FARTER
    Swears at his or her farts.
  • 5-CARELESS FARTER
    Farts in church, restaurants, and department stores without even an iota of shame.
  • 21-SNEAKY FARTER
    Farts, cups the noxious cloud tightly between his or her cheeks, then waits for someone else to get up or make a move to lift cheek.
  • 6-SMART ALEC FARTER
    Farts when girls are in the room.
  • 22-DISAPPOINTED FARTER
    Their farts don't stink.
  • 7-CLEVER FARTER
    Farts and coughs at same time.
  • 23-FRESH GUY FARTER
    Turns around in front of you and farts.
  • 8-SCIENTIFIC FARTER
    Keeps his or her farts in jars with the dates on them.
  • 24-BIG BULLY FARTER
    Farts louder, longer, and smellier than everyone elses.
  • 9-STINGY FARTER
    Belches instead of farting to save his butthole.
  • 25-VAIN FARTER
    Deeply moved by the smell of farts.
  • 10-FOOLISH FARTER
    Farts and laughs, while others cry.
  • 26-CLAIRVOYANT FARTER
    Can tell what others have eaten from their farts.
  • 11-SHY FARTER
    Can only fart on a deserted Island.
  • 27-WISE FARTER
    Farts and say's "Who dropped their guts?"
  • 12-CONCEITED FARTER
    Thinks he can fart the loudest.
  • 28-DAMNED MEAN FARTER
    Farts in bed and pulls the covers over wife's head (aka the Dutch oven)
  • 13-UNLUCKY FARTER
    Tries to fart and soils his underwear.
  • 29-MUSICAL FARTER
    Tenor or bass
    Clear as a bell
    Smells like shit
    Sounds like a tuba
  • 14- TIMID FARTER
    Is emotionally shaken by the sound of farts.
  • 30-HONEST FARTER
    Farts and blames in on others or the dog.
  • 15-BEWILDERED FARTER
    Unable to distinguish between their farts and others.
  • 31-LIVELY FARTER
    Jumps up in air, toots three times, kicks simultaneously.

                                                                                                                                                                                       

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